Examinations special?

* Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day,



scratch and show it to your nearest teacher



and win a free trip to Principal's office

and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.



Hurry offer valid until exams only....





*It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say NO to EXAMS





* Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!



"I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine %26amp; my friend's knowledge %26amp; I claim no responsibility whatsoever for any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious and any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental."

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Calling some Sweeties,



My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.



I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ! CALIBE! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) . If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better) .



They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me. Ok bye!



I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.



Yours

LG (digitally yours).Examinations special?
awsome!mwah.



I love you jokes.

specially the exam ones

My exams are cuming nearer so lemme think of them.

Toooooooooooo funny man.



Thx a zillion



My brain is working now!