They should pass out those restaurant buzzer things so you know when your rapture is ready.
In 968 years approximately . The Pyramids predicted it, they also predicted Jesus' birth and him coming back to life. I didn't read this online but I read it in a book. I have forgotten the name but I hope my information helped! :)
And by the way the person who answered first is completely wrong. Yes, when people die they don't come back to life but he was the son of God. Still is and always will be. Therefore he will never die, he said: "I will never leave you nor forsake you." and he won't.When Is Jesus Coming Back?
Well he was at my house until 8, then we went to Baskin Robbins but some dude in red pajamas called him a dickweed and challenged him to a dance off in the parking lot, so I think they're still doing that. I don't know when he's coming back, I got tired of his need to show off and headed home. Some of us need to work in the morning, Jesus.
Jesus will come back when the world is crazy.
When Dictators take over.
When high Power countrys fight each other, nuke wars.
When their will be alot of none believers. Atheists
When their will be alot of Gays.
When their will be alot of Lesbians.
For all we now this is getting close.....When Is Jesus Coming Back?
People like you that mock God are sick. You would think you have something better to do. To answer your question though, the Bible says that no man knows the time or date of his return. So all the predictions out there are foolish guesses.
When the world turns badder then it is.
People used to believe he would come back during the war but that wasn't bad enough.
My dads friend who was studying to be a pastor told be he will come back when a man creates another man in unnatural ways.
Jesus didn't say when he's coming back, he just told us to hang on tight and build up faith in him. He will come back, but he doesn't tell when. Jesus is still alive its says in the Bible that he woke from the dead, he's still alive.
http://www.rapturetracker.com
you need to do your research
That's a good idea but too many people would go around committing all kinds of crimes if they knew exactly when Jesus was coming back so they could repent before it was too late. Know what I mean?
He won't come until that man of sin be revealed (anti-christ) and until all the gospel has been preached all over the world.
No rapture, maybe late September 2014 at the latest, at the seventh trump Jesus Christ will return.
During the zombie apocalypse of course!
During the great zombie uprising.
Let me check my religious calender! And Jesus could bless my pizza!
never, he's too pissed off at the people who made a religion after him (!)
the rapture is religious BS (!)
Peace be with You
I THINK TOO SOON
2012
tomorrow.
Never, because he has a restraining order on all of us.
He said he'd be back after he got some gas for his lawn mower
Who knows?
Maybe NEXT Christmas...
Never, he's dead. People don't come back to life.
Thanks for the giggle!
soon, he is on his way.
he is sitting in the back of the godmobile saying, are we there yet?, are we there yet? are we there yet?
Soon. Very soon. We just do not know when.
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Matt 24:36 (KJV)
lol this made my day
because churches never give the money back! (without a court order that is)
2012
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